Pronunciation: \ˈbent-lē\

A self proclaimed Huguenot and an official hammock inspector. Known by many as a man whose only limitations are bound by the far reach of his imagination. Witty by nature and about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism; it won't take long before you notice that cliche "I feel so warm inside" feeling that only comes from being in the presence of an ever so vibrant personality.

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If you don’t find this funny we can’t be friends!

If you don’t find this funny we can’t be friends!

I think we are at most times deluded in thinking that we are totally responsible for our circumstances, but in the end almost everything is beyond our control to a high degree and we can’t even be sure we will wake up tomorrow. Whether you believe that God created you for a purpose, or that the world is governed by blind chance, everything in life is a gift at its core; we are beggars all

DMK

I’ve toured with the flavors of the week. I’ve watched teenagers place “band dudes” up on pedestals, not for the music they make, but for the aura they omit. I’ve seen the looks in our fans eyes. I know that this little band meant something to you. I know that all of our sacrifice, all of our struggle, and all of our hard work was worth it. I know that we didn’t have to tweet what the fuck we were doing every hour of the day in order to stay connected with our fans. They stayed connected to us through our music, regardless of where we were or what we were doing. You understood. You got it.

Ryan Hunter on the Envy On The Coast breakup

I watch Soccer for the commentators.

You know you’ve made it when…

You know you’ve made it when…

I want to live where the sea meets the land.

I want to live where the sea meets the land.

Tour has been great so far. Come out and meet our homeless merch guy from Turkistan!!

Tour has been great so far. Come out and meet our homeless merch guy from Turkistan!!